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  • The fact that we actually had shirts on made us the most overdressed people there #dearlordbabyjesus
  • The fact that we actually had shirts on made us the most overdressed people there #dearlordbabyjesus
  • 270 5 14 hours ago
  • When you getting ready for work and forget about your kids sea creatures and think “dear lord baby Jesus what the hell just bit me” #dearlordbabyje...
  • When you getting ready for work and forget about your kids sea creatures and think “dear lord baby Jesus what the hell just bit me” #dearlordbabyjesus #why #kids
  • 25 3 6 days ago
  • So, I was offered $20.00 to eat half of a donut 🍩I said NO then I was offered $40 🤔 No was still my answer then he came back with $60 + a ph char...
  • So, I was offered $20.00 to eat half of a donut 🍩I said NO then I was offered $40 🤔 No was still my answer then he came back with $60 + a ph charger + a hat 🤔 I have until 5:00pm to make my final decision! Btw now I can still get all if I only eat a quarter of it🙈🙊🙉 #Keto #ketostruggles #imstrong #dearlordbabyjesus #icandoallthingsthroughchrist
  • 15 3 9:30 PM Sep 14, 2018
  • I have not drawn a horse since I was wee little girl with strawberry blonde hair!!! Love my little Uniquartz! Seriously though, I have unicorns on ...
  • I have not drawn a horse since I was wee little girl with strawberry blonde hair!!! Love my little Uniquartz! Seriously though, I have unicorns on my mind. I was at Target yesterday in the boys section and ALL the boys clothes are gender neutral now. So, there was a unicorn hat on a boy mannequin wearing bright purple shorts... No more cool Shawn White or Tony Hawk skater clothes... I went next door to Sears and bought clothes. #notafan * * * * * #dearlord #dearlordbabyjesus #letboysbeboys #whyintroduceconfusion #skaterboys
  • 22 13 9:20 PM Sep 5, 2018
  • Ever since I figured out the best way to keep these little nativity puzzles together for storage and shipment is with cling wrap, I steal a bit off...
  • Ever since I figured out the best way to keep these little nativity puzzles together for storage and shipment is with cling wrap, I steal a bit off Stacy’s roll each time I make some. I had some pieces of leftover cherry from recent projects and was able to make 6 more nativities. And now they’re all wrapped and safe. #etsy #nativity #puzzle #scrollsaw #dearlordbabyjesus #rickybobbyreference
  • 42 3 2:35 PM Sep 3, 2018
  • ... B****es is happy They got money they ain't SAD I'm not going down don't even charm me with your spells i got shit 2 do this year I taught them ...
  • ... B****es is happy They got money they ain't SAD I'm not going down don't even charm me with your spells i got shit 2 do this year I taught them everything happens out of love.... Your mad babygirl but i didn't die because i love to live with purpose plenty blessing paid in full I just hate being considered rich I barely made it i almost died thuggin... And I'm not gay nor bisexuality believe me these niggas and these females made me struggle just because I'm a good man I'll slap the f*** outta these liars leeches lames loser cuz I'm the biggest champion shot that nigga in the face and still beat the case cuz I ain't losing to bribery bitches love it niggas know I'm not dying over being underpaid at least I'm not broke fronting and pretending just to get on #slimeamerica all my homies slime all my family slime born gucci down to the stocks but i definitely switched the socks up for style and grace great taste ; ) <3 Main Bitch is all i ever said I don't like having sidebitches not even one side chick y'all niggas ain't white stop spending money to impress white people they got plenty ways to spend our money they always wanna push buttons imma push your buttons then push you off the cliff bitches get blocked because they kept me secret get off my dick I'm not Jesus i just write the music myself damn niggas ain't gangster like us i swear y'all niggas need to retire on the run with the checks fuck ya balance I'll bring the beef 2 ya made for this game no homo niggas gotta learn I'm a true 🐬 we ain't gotta be friends i just got back with my partners we made it realest gang ever I'm too nerdy still wack you for free rob like 50 and murder like Ja bring terror to ya SQUAD #pureterror terrorize your turf I blame technology ; ) <3 We tippin oe Nah lmao #gamesetmatch ". . . C H E C K M A T E #restinpeaceangels ALL MY ANGELS LIVE AND DIE I DON'T REGRET NOTHING BECAUSE I LIVE IN THE SKY #dearlordbabyjesus" THAT'S ONE COLD N**** EVEN IF HIS HEART IS WARM #warmheartedsoul I'm in the hood eating cereal for breakfast and it came with cream of wheat / pancakes f*** the handshakes #ganggangtillidie I'm so alive why they be lying on miami it's because they got nothing on us✌✌
  • 1 0 4:09 PM Sep 1, 2018
  • What's creepier than driving by an abandoned house and seeing a creepy doll in the window? Driving by the same abandoned house and the creepy doll ...
  • What's creepier than driving by an abandoned house and seeing a creepy doll in the window? Driving by the same abandoned house and the creepy doll being gone...😳 #dearlordbabyjesus #allofthenope #okbye
  • 20 8 12:46 AM Aug 18, 2018
  • I also want to give out the BIGGEST HAPPY 23rd (🙃) BIRTHDAY to my FAVORITE CRIP @jovelfigueroa !!! I could never repay you for all that you mean t...
  • I also want to give out the BIGGEST HAPPY 23rd (🙃) BIRTHDAY to my FAVORITE CRIP @jovelfigueroa !!! I could never repay you for all that you mean to me. The only soul who understands me on a level that I only know myself on. Jovel, you are BEAUTIFUL, strong, incredibly smart, hilarious, and all around someone I could only hope to be like! Thank you for being my travel buddy, my photographer, my pick-me-Up, my fellow INFJ. Your friendship means more to me than you could ever imagine & I LOVE YOU CRO 💙💙♿️ have fun in NY without me, but save the best times for when we go back in October (someday, these trips will be a one way)! Thanks for being you, fam. You’re pretty freakin special & ill throat punch anyone who thinks otherwise. 🤓💖 #birds #cripdip #dearlordbabyjesus #whygodwhy #momwerecrips #chandlersnap #IKNOW #literallynoonewillunderstandthesehashtags #23
  • 59 13 2:06 AM Aug 2, 2018
  • It’s been a little over three hours but I am totally feeling it... #DearLordBabyJesus
  • It’s been a little over three hours but I am totally feeling it... #DearLordBabyJesus
  • 25 0 5:17 PM Jul 9, 2018
  • Got drug behind my horse today through the water like a wake board... so that was interesting. 😂 But mostly had lots of fun with my girls and best...
  • Got drug behind my horse today through the water like a wake board... so that was interesting. 😂 But mostly had lots of fun with my girls and best baby boy. #horsepower #dearlordbabyjesus
  • 110 4 5:48 AM Jun 23, 2018