I wear this while serving h8ters piping hot GRAND SLAMS! Now you can too! At store.chrisdelia.com
4123115013 days ago
Waitin for my flight. All good.
9804049783 days ago
We’ve all done this by mistake but who’s so oblivious that they LEAVE THE FUCKIN HOUSE THIS WAY? My opener. That’s who. I was crying. 😂😂😂
356077425 days ago
That Ehe Life.
238952475 days ago
Check out my lower lip, baby. Yup. Worked out so hard that I wasn’t thinking about my mouth and I fuckin drooled a bunch the whole time. I don’t give a fuck. That’s how you do it. When I work out and when I make love I fuckin drool everywhere. If you are thinking about keeping your mouth shut so you don’t drool during EITHER of these things then you are not getting shit done. Chris D’Elia said it that’s who. Drool more during working out and love-making or you ain’t shit. Also like if you’re passionate about baking and you drool while you bake or some shit then yuuuup you’re doing it right. Applies to lots of shit. #droolmore
3361210466 days ago
Follow the Leader is outchea ADDIN SHOWS THE BABIES CANT GET ENOUGH!!! Link to tickets in my bio. Come or die. Also if you come one day you’ll still die!!! #followtheleadertour
50475436 days ago
Couldn’t help myself. Swipe left. Sound on.
364819247:09 AM Aug 13, 2018
This is me and my friend Matt and honestly everything about this picture is fuckin unbelievable.